Not a huge age gap but...
It has recently become a running joke between my brother, his best friend and I for his best friend to look over at my brother and say, "I'm going to steal your little sister's innocence later. How do you feel about that?"

He said this one night while we were eating pizza in a restaurant (needless to say, the people around us weren't our biggest fans) so I responded with, "This whole 'steal my innocence' thing... is that coming with the assumption that I'm innocent?" The girl sitting beside me (one of my brother's friends) looked at me in horror and screamed, "What the hell did you do!?" It really didn't raise the opinion of the people around us any.

I know it doesn't really answer the question, but it makes me laugh.
(Phoenix211, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 1:11, Reply)