One time
there was this guy and he was all "ooh you can't fuck my gran" and so i fucked his gran and he was all "ooh you can't fuck my grandad" so i fucked his grandad only we were on mars and i am actually a superhero and also i am a cripple so you can't be horrid to me and then i made a smell that was so good it made people smell in colour and so this guy said to me "where is the post office" so i fucked his mother only i have no cock.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, 3 replies)

I still think your gay.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, closed)

That....
..Nearly won the EffinDoubt Weekly Award for Surrealism. But, no Fish.
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, closed)

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