Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Rubbish collectionOur rubbish is collected on Monday mornings. As Stockport council are too fucking cheap to give us wheelie bins, we have to stick our bin bags out on Monday morning.
We have recently got a nice letter from them saying that if anyone puts their bin bags out before 7am on a Monday, and the contents of the bags don't give any clues as to who they belonged to, then all the houses that back on to that alleyway will get a fine to cover the cost of any cleanup that may be needed. Considering there's about 40 houses that back on to the same alleyway as us, that gives quite a large chance of at least one household putting out their shite. There's also nothing stopping someone going over the road to dump their rubbish in another alleyway anyway.
Also, seeing as the bin men usually arrive at 8.30ish anyway, that gives people a window of approximately hour and a half to get their stuff out. Obviously they don't give a shit about anyone that's unable to put their bags out at that time.
We had a similar letter about 6 months ago and Mrs Fishcake phoned up to tell them that it was completely unfair of them to do this, only to be told that they were the rules, and that it was the only way to stop people from doing it.
Cunts.
Fucking fucking cunts.
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 11:50,
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