Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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I agree with you allI've been working in Local government for nearly five years now, and I can honestly say I've never had the displeasure of working with such a bunch of inept, feckless, moaning, useless old arsebiscuits in my life. Every single day I am subjected to the constant complaining of incompetent octogenarian administrators about the simplest, most trivial things.
I have tried, and tried, and tried to drag them all, kicking and screaming into the 21st Century, I’ve trained them, re-trained them and spent weeks of my time showing them how to do their incredibly basic jobs, but all to no avail. I’m no expert, and don’t even consider myself particularly intelligent, but I have more common sense and basic computer skills in my left shoe than 90% of the people in this entire building.
You see, the trouble is, they’re all stuck in their own little 1970’s work ethic, where everybody always has to take the long way round, uber-bureacracy is the only thing they know, and nothing I ever say or do will ever change that.
Someone give me a job, any job will do, anything at all, please? I’m begging, seriously, please?
...or it won’t be long before they find me on the roof, rifle in hand, screaming incoherently about how the whole Council are a bunch of total cockgizzards, picking them all off, one by gloriously satisfying one.
I kid ye not.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:03,
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