Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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tip for young playersDon't want to pay council tax when moving to a new place?
1)dont ever tell them who's living there (works only if your landlord doesnt dob you in). Dont answer their threat letters and dont open door to them. if you do, close it again in their face. they can't send a baliff unless they can establish an identity for the debtor. they often give up after a few months.
2)failing that, put all the bills into a false name (add a bogus name, then take the original off in a weeks time to avoid starting a new account) and give them this name. it should give you about 1 years breathing space, then change the name again before the baliffs come and claim the ficticious person has moved out. rinse and repeat.
3)if this fails, send them a bogus letter of student enrolment. im sure all you b3ta potatoshoppers can mock up a convincing uni letterhead paper with logo taken from the interweb. use a self-lettering stamp for that extra touch of authenticity.
Ive used all three methods. Dont get mad, get even.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 14:11,
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