TW council employ traffic wardens that are probably sex pests.
I got a rather unfair parking ticket from a local cunty traffic warden with the badge number TW*** who I regularly see skulking around town grinning to himself. Sadist.

I shall let my letter to the council tell the rest of the story:



Dear Cunts.

I would like to make a complaint about the aloof, obnoxious attitude displayed by your uniformed automaton TW***. Today I received a parking fine for being parked opposite the Foyer video shop on London Road Tunbridge Wells (despite the fact that cars seem to be parked there all day long without any problems and that I was there for approximately 6 minutes, NOT obstructing traffic).

I am not disputing the fine since I am not a hire company or white van driver. I am angry by the way that TW*** spoke to me as if I was 12. I have never had a parking ticket before so I am not familiar with your draconian procedures. When I asked how the system worked I was met by a snort and a sarcastic “Well what do you want to know?” He kept walking away from me, and not answering my questions, referring me to the leaflet stuck to my car, no doubt on the prowl for other targets to pounce on therefore adding to his hopefully meagre pay packet.

I must point out that I was not aggressive or rude. Although I was understandably annoyed, obviously I will not be parking there again as I have no desire to break the law. As the brief conversation ensued I became more and more frustrated by TW***’s evasiveness. If you are going to take a job that makes you a despised figure in public opinion at least have the decency to take the time to POLITELY explain the fine procedure, not patronisingly dismiss me. I started the conversation calmly and politely I am a passive person who as no affection for confrontation, however TW***’s attitude annoyed me far more than the parking ticket. By the way I suggest you concentrate your efforts on Monson Road. A road where blatant obstruction is commonplace.

I do not think it is too much to ask that TW*** is polite enough to answer my questions. I had not seen the documentation stuck to my car and simply wanted to know the process.

I would appreciate some sort of reply and for this to be fed back to TW***, so that he perhaps thinks about the way he speaks to his ‘customers’.

I appreciate your time, and look forward to receiving a reply within 14 days or a twice as large reply within 30.

Yours sincerely,



Drugs ARE the answer.
(Drugs ARE the answer., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 20:17, Reply)