Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Northern Council Cunts Near Manchester but not Salford or BuryMoving In day
'Lets be organised, I'll ring up the council and sort out changing the council tax over to Mr & Mrs H3dg3h0g' (So I ring up the Council and do it)
Two Weeks Later
'Hello, This is Mr H3dg3hog, I have rang before and asked for the council tax to be put in my name. This is in the previous owners name AND it has all the council tax that HE owed. I only owe from June.'
' Ignore it, we will send out a new one in your name' (Says the Council Cunt)
Two Weeks Later
'Hello, this is Mr H3dg3h0g. I have got a bill for council tax I dont owe. Please can you sort it out'.
' You will have to pay it Sir, then we will sort out a refund off next years council tax'.
'Lets get this right, you want me to pay £1500 that I dont owe, plus council tax for this year and hope that you realise your mess up to refund me next year'
'Yes Sir'
'Poke it! I'm only going to pay a bill thats correct, Goodbye'.
Four Months Later
'Shit'
What I failed to realise, is that Council Tax doesnt work the same way as normal bills. The fact that I had NOT PAID ANYTHING, meant they could take me to court. I had to pay the whole lot, but avoided court.
I got the refund, but only on my council tax bill, which meant I had credit for 1 1/2 years, but thats not the point.
TWATS.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 16:30, Reply)
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