Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Cut your own fucking hedgeWhile my local council were pushing through planning permission for a block of flats next door to me, to which we objected naturally, they took it upon themselves to send me a letter informing me that my hedge was 'impeding public access' and that if I didn't rectify the situation within 7 days they would do it for me and charge me 120 quid for the pleasure.
In reality what they meant was that they were running short on this years budget and as they were in the area they thought they would tout for business and offer in the nice kindly way that local councils do.
The annoying thing was the hedge wasn't in anyone's way unless they were fucking blind (well ok maybe the blind) and even then they would have only been tickled by a few soft shoots... it took me all of 10mins to trim the hedge... 120 pounds!!!!
I seriously contemplated tendering for all the councils hedge trimming work that summer as I think I could probably have under cut them!
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 19:10,
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