Not funny but true
I am a student living on my own and hence legally exempt from Council Tax. When I first moved up to Derby the retards at my letting agency told the Council I was living at a different address to where I actually was. The Council kept sending me Council Tax bills there even though I was also registered exempt at my real address. Whoever the fucker living at the 'wrong' address was, they didn't put the letters back in the post box but rather ate them or something, because the Council never received them back. The first I knew of all this was when I moved again and re-registered, and got a letter from the Council telling me they'd taken a court judgement in my absence and would come to take my stuff if I didn't pay up.

I told them to go fuck themselves in a lengthy letter and pointed out that their system has got to be pretty fucking retarded not to spot that they had me registered at two addresses in the same street at the same time, somehow as a student at one and a taxpayer at the other. They said they couldn't keep much information on their database because there are so many people. Perhaps they are still using Access 95?

I used to work for councils and I was a fucking legend by the way. I always answered complaint letters the same day and fought for the little man, etc. Unlike some of my punters from those days, I don't complain without good reason and to be fair to them, Derby City are normally not shit.
(DoctorJ last upset some twat who doesn't like swearing on, Sat 28 Jul 2007, 21:32, Reply)