Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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they're alll caaaants!I got a cant for a neighbour he parked a dead car in my turnround so i couldn't, er, turnround...
(and yes I thought of matches & petrol-but y'know start small end big is my kind of style)
so I talk to the carncil:
you've got a policy on dead cars, this is a dead car, please move it.
sorry SIR*, but we have a policy of not getting involved in neighbour disputes.
Oh, can I see this policy please?
NO.
oh, why not?
are you doubting my word, SIR?
oh no, just that ***** county have a policy of publishing all policy for all members of t'public to see.
SIR, I don't like your tone.
OK then I'll talk to your manager.....
cue phone fumble-hand over to guy sitting next to him;
SIR, How can I help you? I understand you are being difficult.
oh no, your colleague says you have a policy of not getting involved
Correct SIR
Well ***** county have a policy of publishing all policy for all members of t'public to see.
So please send me that policy.
CLICK.brrrrr.
So I ring the policy officer;
ses: there is no such policy
I make a complaint about 1st Officer.
(meantime the car is sitting there and somehow its been vandalised-pesky feckin kids, eh?)
Complaint noted, 'misunderstanding' stated & this is their legal fucking officer!
So I begin again.
we have no powers
oh yes you do
oh no we don't
I quote law.
they go off to check
(in the meantime the feckwit neighbour is leering like a feckin loon every time he sees me)
it takes a month. I ring to see whats happening;
Ah, but SIR, this a neighbour dispute & we have a policy of not getting involved....
I wanna see that Policy I say.
CLICK.Brrrr.
I make a complaint.
A misunderstanding they say.
So i write to 'EVERYBODY' the press, the mayor, the leader of the council & ALL departments of the carncil. (I just thought enbarrass the fucking lotr of 'em)
3 days later: car moved = 6 fucking months
caaaaaants the lot of 'em.
JOY = they made the feckwit neighbour pay fer the car to be taken away.
a bit long this un; not pretty, not funny and no morality tale, must be European film rather than Hollywood.
*denotes SIR sed in that especial cuntish way they have of taking the piss, passive aggressive = you can do fuck all to ME, but I can jerk you around all day cos I get paid to do this shit....
FIN
(, Sun 29 Jul 2007, 9:36, Reply)
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