Planning....
Few years ago My HB and his thick son decided that they were going to build a lean-to shelter to house some fishing gear at the front of our property. It was an open space thing like the smoking dens are now in pubs - except a bit bigger.


Neighbour who we are good friends with comes round from his house (it takes 5 mins to walk to us, we are in the sticks) and wonders what's going on. He's fine about it - after all he owns the land next to us which is woods and will never be anything else *, so he can't see the lean to and no-one else can, apart from just seeing from the road outside, but you'd have to look very closely as its all hidden by trees. I say : paint the thing green asap - but no. Hey ho, Neighbour's son-in law who lives nearby who is a architect or something sees it and says - have you got planning for that ??

A week later this car turns up in the driveway. A Woman gets out. Not only has she got a face like a bag of spanners, she's about 50-60, a rottweiler in a skirt and describes herself as a Chief Enforcement Officer from Winchesta City council.

WHAT'S that Erection ? she cries........

Well I did warn the HB and stupid son - who I was paying a daily rate to the son, again.

Do you know she had a beard, it was very strange. She looked like my HB's ex-wife, and told him. Not amused. No brownie points that week.

They made them take it down.

It was that son in law, I just know he squealed like a pig.

I have the Delieverance theme tune on my mobile, and he's a memeber of the local residence society.

Cunt.

Boring story, but if they'd painted it green...

* The neighbour is 84. I wonder if the son in law will want to develop the woods if his wife gets the inheritance ??
( Tiggy the diver, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 1:02, Reply)