Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Council CapersWe used to have an annual cricket match between the company I worked for, who did all of the IT for the council, and council employees. As far as I was concerned it was just an excuse to get pissed on subsidised beer and shout obscenities at the players.
The last match we had amused me though. Danny, one of the guys in my team, got tremendously drunk and was last seen with his arm around the mayor, whispering and showing him something on his mobile phone.
"What was that all about Danny?" I asked
"Oh - just showing the mayor my horse-porn collection" slurred Danny.
"Oh bollocks" I groaned. "I think you're in for it now mate. I reckon you'll be either sacked or arrested by Monday"
"Don't think so" grinned Danny "he's asked me to Bluetooth my collection to him....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 11:16,
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