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This is a question Council Cunts

Stallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"

We agree.

Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?

Or do you work for Hackney Council?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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Today!
Spurred on by this very question I’d thought I test out my council, the lovely Welwyn Hatfield.

The problem: For the last year neighbor dumps bags of rubbish on the street 7 days a week. One day I saw them putting rubbish out 6 days, 23 Hours and 55 minutes before the next collection.

I’ve not got a lot of the Mrs Bucket in me so I’ve done nothing about it. I can’t mention it to the people themselves because they are scum in all senses of the word. ASBOS and long jail terms, genuine sub human filth. But personally I haven’t had any problem beyond noise of the regular 3am street brawls – which I enjoy watching – and I wish to keep it that way.

So I phone the Councile and within 10 minutes am speaking to the right people – good. I explain that neighbor has been putting rubbish on the street for a year with no action from the council.

WHC: “Can we have your name and address please”

“No way. These aren’t reasonable people like you and me, they’re violent criminals who will react very very badly”

WHC: “We’ll we can’t do anything about it then”

“Your refusing to do anything about people dumping rubbish in the street unless I give you my details…why do you need my details?”

WHC: “Because we can’t do anything about it otherwise”

“Can’t?...is there a law stopping you? It’s rubbish in the street, it’s not like it’s my word against theirs.”

WHC “No, but we can’t...”

“You mean won’t do anything don’t you? You want me to trust the violent criminals don’t have a friend or family member working for the council, just so some minor issue can be dealt with”

WHC: “But we can’t...”


I work with one or two people like this in the real world. They’re like pigs searching for ‘problem truffles’ , their one goal in life is to find reason to stop doing something.


edit: Oh nearly forgot - CUNTS
(, Tue 31 Jul 2007, 14:25, Reply)

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