Council CuntsStallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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One sec there Le Brian..."The police and fire service are there to help you. Even if you don't have a fire or get broken in to, they're still ready should it ever happen."
Still ready? STILL SCROTE-NAILING READY????
Firstly, I refer you to norcomark's post "FIRE!!" (currently residing in page 3 of this QOTW.)
Also, the police...there to help? Shag me ragged, if it wasn't so funny I would empty my arse in despair. The police are nothing but a bunch of lazy-arsed, speed-camera toting, abuse-of-power, pick-on-the-easy-targets, lickspittle crime-number dispensers who (like the councils btw) are way more concerned about draining every drop of hard-earned cash from decent Joe Pooflake...(erm, I meant 'Joe PUBLIC')
They might be bogged down with beaurocratic red tape etc blah blah just like the rest of us, but that doesn't stop them being shit scared of real criminals and after an easy life - i.e bullying the ballbags off the rest of us.
Anyone had a real 'crime' solved recently and satisfactorily by the police?....no?
Anybody been done recently and fined for something pointless, non-harmful and generally nonsensical??
....please form an orderley queue.
Christ I'm just so happy that another £120 has come out of my bank account this morning to pay for the wastes of DNA that work for the councils and police etc.
Now I feel safe.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 1 Aug 2007, 9:37,
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