Council Cunts
Stallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
Stallion Explosion writes "I was in a record shop in Melbourne, flicking through the vinyl, when I found a record entitled 'Hackney Council Are A Bunch Of Cunts'"
We agree.
Have you been trapped in the relentless petty minded bureaucracy of your local council?
Why does it require 3 forms of ID to get a parking permit when the car in question is busy receiving a parking ticket right outside the parking office?
Or do you work for Hackney Council?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2007, 10:51)
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wedding complaints
now that something i did do well on.
list it, cowboy
1. Wedding rings ordered, turn up wrong size with 2 days to go. Had 10% discount and free courier to home.
2. Wedding suits. Not clean. in fact had what looked like a cum stain on lapel. 4 new suits, delivered to home (14 miles from shop) in a taxi at 8pm night before wedding. 100% discount. Manager had to be convinced that bridegroom with cum stain is not acceptable to be "sponged off" (probably what happened before). Well done moss bros bournemouth.
3. Venue. Some twat smoked a cigar UNDER THE SMOKE ALARM. All guests at Hilton bournemouth ejected into the night at 11.30pm. £500 of wine bill became gratis, and a suite was available for our use on honeymoon at hilton not bournemouth. the mrs was happy with Fireman turning up, just as they were with a drunken bride and bridesmaids.
4. One of the 2 technics 1210's broke down so the £1700 hire charge was waived for the whole sound system. (lucky a mate had a spare at home - 20 mins with a CD and we didn't notice).
It wasn't a bad result from complaining - but it hasn't replaced the 10years i lost off my life through stress.
Keep at them people. If they think they can grind you down with piss poorness so you go away they will.
And break the cycle. Be the best you can. Theres too much shit karma floating about. sometimes being nice to the phone monkey does get you what you want. don't assume they have no power to help at all, but once you know they haven't move up the chain until you find one that do.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:38, Reply)
now that something i did do well on.
list it, cowboy
1. Wedding rings ordered, turn up wrong size with 2 days to go. Had 10% discount and free courier to home.
2. Wedding suits. Not clean. in fact had what looked like a cum stain on lapel. 4 new suits, delivered to home (14 miles from shop) in a taxi at 8pm night before wedding. 100% discount. Manager had to be convinced that bridegroom with cum stain is not acceptable to be "sponged off" (probably what happened before). Well done moss bros bournemouth.
3. Venue. Some twat smoked a cigar UNDER THE SMOKE ALARM. All guests at Hilton bournemouth ejected into the night at 11.30pm. £500 of wine bill became gratis, and a suite was available for our use on honeymoon at hilton not bournemouth. the mrs was happy with Fireman turning up, just as they were with a drunken bride and bridesmaids.
4. One of the 2 technics 1210's broke down so the £1700 hire charge was waived for the whole sound system. (lucky a mate had a spare at home - 20 mins with a CD and we didn't notice).
It wasn't a bad result from complaining - but it hasn't replaced the 10years i lost off my life through stress.
Keep at them people. If they think they can grind you down with piss poorness so you go away they will.
And break the cycle. Be the best you can. Theres too much shit karma floating about. sometimes being nice to the phone monkey does get you what you want. don't assume they have no power to help at all, but once you know they haven't move up the chain until you find one that do.
( , Thu 2 Aug 2007, 10:38, Reply)
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