Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
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( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Butlins
I stayed at Butlins one weekend. There was full (but very, very old) plate of dinner on the table in my chalet when I arrived. :o
I also accompanied two female friends back to two bloke's house (in case anything dodgy happened). I slept in an armchair and woke up with an intense itch on the crevice above my anus, and continued to do so for day's afterwards!
Best one was sleeping over at a mates'. I got bored and quietly explored the setee's cracks for money when everyone was asleep and recovered about 10 quid! Hurray!
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:59, Reply)
I stayed at Butlins one weekend. There was full (but very, very old) plate of dinner on the table in my chalet when I arrived. :o
I also accompanied two female friends back to two bloke's house (in case anything dodgy happened). I slept in an armchair and woke up with an intense itch on the crevice above my anus, and continued to do so for day's afterwards!
Best one was sleeping over at a mates'. I got bored and quietly explored the setee's cracks for money when everyone was asleep and recovered about 10 quid! Hurray!
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:59, Reply)
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