Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Gloria De MananaStaying at a beautiful private villa in the canaries with the wife and kids I had the misfortune of being so drunk one morning I had not heard the twice weekly maid ring the doorbell.
The family had got up and out early doors, obviously to escape my drunken snoring. Now its pretty hot out there and I tend to sleep 'tackle out' even in the winter in England. I finally awoke, opened my gunk filled eyelids and surveyed the scene...a spotless bedroom, 'strange the place was a shit tip last night' I thought to myself. Then I heard a noise in the lounge area. I investigated, and just caught a glimpse of the maid leaving.
Coincidental that, because she caught more than a glimpse of my pre-wake up erection while she was cleaning up the filth around me.
Length...2 weeks self catering.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 15:19, Reply)
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