Dirty Stop out - NOT!!!!
Every year my friends and I used to go to Blackpool for a major piss up for the weekend.

We always stayed in a budget hotel on the front (it was about £30-40 for a twin room).

The last time we went things took a turn for the worst….

The first night I got sozzled and somehow separated from my friends (okay I’ll tell the truth – I was distracted by the handsome devil at The Crazy Scots Bar) but decided to be a good girl and go back to my hotel room alone. At 3am I returned to the hotel and was dismayed to find the front door locked!! I went round the back of the hotel and the back door was open so I let myself in only to find all the internal doors were locked.

I could go down some corridors but would then find a locked door or climb some stairs only to find a locked door. I did this repeatedly about 25 times. It was all very distressing in my pissed up state.

I eventually gave up and kipped on the carpeted corridor. The staff were pretty shocked when they found me at 6am opening time.

I went up to my room and got myself to bed.

Worst of all…..NONE of my friends would believe me and thought that I had been a dirty stop out!!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 16:54, Reply)