Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Egypt
On trip to Egypt with girlfriend, planning plenty of rumpy pumpy. Room has air-conditioning, but it sounds like a 747 taking off, without it is like being in an oven. Male chambermaid popped into the room every 20 minutes or so without fail, even when the Do Not Disturb sign was on the door. Daily allowance of toilet paper about 2 sheets, light in bathroom doesn't work, toilet rocks on its based, allowing for an amusing game of dodge the cockroach while crapping.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:29, Reply)
On trip to Egypt with girlfriend, planning plenty of rumpy pumpy. Room has air-conditioning, but it sounds like a 747 taking off, without it is like being in an oven. Male chambermaid popped into the room every 20 minutes or so without fail, even when the Do Not Disturb sign was on the door. Daily allowance of toilet paper about 2 sheets, light in bathroom doesn't work, toilet rocks on its based, allowing for an amusing game of dodge the cockroach while crapping.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:29, Reply)
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