Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Not me, thank everything
A friend of mine was on holiday in Africa some years ago. Most places she stayed were quite nice, even better than her dingy little room back home.
Then there was the nature park. By 'nature park', I mean 'open area full of predatory animals'.
. . .where she was escorted to a tent. A simple canvas tent, the flap of which had a zip closure and nothing more, all the better to get closer to the local wildlife.
She attributes her continued survival to having been summed up by said local wildlife upon her arrival as being too skinny to bother with.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:37, 1 reply)
A friend of mine was on holiday in Africa some years ago. Most places she stayed were quite nice, even better than her dingy little room back home.
Then there was the nature park. By 'nature park', I mean 'open area full of predatory animals'.
. . .where she was escorted to a tent. A simple canvas tent, the flap of which had a zip closure and nothing more, all the better to get closer to the local wildlife.
She attributes her continued survival to having been summed up by said local wildlife upon her arrival as being too skinny to bother with.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:37, 1 reply)
that's perfectly normal
It's great fun, and the rangers know what they're doing
( , Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:23, closed)
It's great fun, and the rangers know what they're doing
( , Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:23, closed)
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