Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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A fun day in BaliI had been working hard all day, the usual holiday stuff ya know? walking along the beach checking out the womenses covertly, attacking evil beings with mallets.
Anyway, I was completely fucked by the time I realised I didn't have a place to stay that night, so I booked into the first hotel with vacancies I found. It was a particularly seedy place and looked like it hadn't been cleaned for weeks. And it appears that I was right. As soon as I got into my room I jumped onto my bed...and got a face-full of slightly fermented jizz on my face, apparently the last people didn't thow away the condom after a hard nights sexytime. Very Nice.
(, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 14:49, 2 replies)
Sorryyeh mate sorry about that, its the tying the knot in it that fucks me over :P
(, Sat 19 Jan 2008, 22:42, closed)
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