Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Oh, the colours.
Mr Cherryblossom and I once stayed in a hotel in Cardiff. It was pretty cheap, but I still didn't expect the wallpaper to be purple and green striped.
The soap was green. It turned the bath green. It turned my hands green. I think it turned everything green for a short period of time.
On a lighter note, if you want to have a GOOD time, stay in a Swissotel. They are, quite simply, the best hotels EVER EVER EVER.
We stayed in one in Berlin and the staff fell over themselves to make us happy. Oh, and the room service was orgasmic.
( , Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:39, Reply)
Mr Cherryblossom and I once stayed in a hotel in Cardiff. It was pretty cheap, but I still didn't expect the wallpaper to be purple and green striped.
The soap was green. It turned the bath green. It turned my hands green. I think it turned everything green for a short period of time.
On a lighter note, if you want to have a GOOD time, stay in a Swissotel. They are, quite simply, the best hotels EVER EVER EVER.
We stayed in one in Berlin and the staff fell over themselves to make us happy. Oh, and the room service was orgasmic.
( , Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:39, Reply)
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