Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
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( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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At a works Christmas Do once...
I once got my usual 'pissed as a mattress' and so never heard the cries of 'HOUSEKEEPING'
As I finally awoke (to find 137 missed calls from reception, friends and family who thought I'd done a 'John Entwhistle') I discovered that the maid had simply let herself in and cleaned around my stinking drunk body.
Then she left.
Good times
( , Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:58, Reply)
I once got my usual 'pissed as a mattress' and so never heard the cries of 'HOUSEKEEPING'
As I finally awoke (to find 137 missed calls from reception, friends and family who thought I'd done a 'John Entwhistle') I discovered that the maid had simply let herself in and cleaned around my stinking drunk body.
Then she left.
Good times
( , Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:58, Reply)
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