Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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That is brilliant.Sounds like a Bernard Manning punchline but if that's true I love it. Sadly reading the last line I cannot help but hear it in my head in a 'comedy' 70s sitcom Indian accent with accompanying David Gray-esque head wobble.
I've tried three times now.
*clickety-click*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:39,
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