Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Hotel Orfeo, Amsterdamned.It was cheap, so I didn't expect much. However, I figured that a pricetag over 100 quid would have guaranteed some health and safety standards.
The sheets reeked of semen, sweat and crap (THEY NEVER CHANGE THEM), I woke up each morning with delightful flea bites all over me, and at night, I was kept awake to the sound of rats running across the floor.
Oh! And the orderly tried on two occasions to rape me--but I got the fucker fired, so I can't blame that on the hotel.
Avoid at all costs.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:26, Reply)
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