Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Me too...
As another post script to my de-flowered by Mandy post, one of the places we stayed in was also incomplete. I later found out this was some sort of tax dodge: relief on properties being improved or some such, hence all the buildings with bare concrete 2nd floors. I wasn't complaining though...it was there that I was introduced to the fine art of cunnilungus. Yep, what a couple of weeks.
( , Tue 22 Jan 2008, 14:55, Reply)
As another post script to my de-flowered by Mandy post, one of the places we stayed in was also incomplete. I later found out this was some sort of tax dodge: relief on properties being improved or some such, hence all the buildings with bare concrete 2nd floors. I wasn't complaining though...it was there that I was introduced to the fine art of cunnilungus. Yep, what a couple of weeks.
( , Tue 22 Jan 2008, 14:55, Reply)
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