Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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silver tongued
"Turned out he scored big time with some cheap fat prozzie and did her up the dirtpipe bearback and caught some kind of backsplash from her after some sort of backpussy fanny fart."
That is a legendary sentence my friend
( , Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:42, Reply)
"Turned out he scored big time with some cheap fat prozzie and did her up the dirtpipe bearback and caught some kind of backsplash from her after some sort of backpussy fanny fart."
That is a legendary sentence my friend
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