when my brother and his mate were about 23, they went on a 2 week trip to various bits of california
there was one place which was so expensive that they could only afford the cheapest motel (i think it might have been in santa barbara). it was tiny. they had to share a bed. there was no air con. goods trains screeched past the window from about 4am. and 2 gangling hairy bald mancunian lads on the beer make quite a lot of sweat and other stenches.

they named it "the skankpit".

in the morning, my brother woke up and let rip with a giant beer fart, or "the offender" as it subsequently came to be known between them. his friend, awoken by the noise, sat up and opened his mouth to comment. just as the fan caught up the fetid arse heavy air and chucked it right back in his open mouth. the retching verdict? "it offends."

as an aside, my brother was telling my friend and her brother about the skankpit a few months later, and her brother looked really shocked.

"they actually called the hotel that???" he said. oh dear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 21:08, 4 replies)

I liked this story. I found it erotic.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:01, closed)

This story is not up to your usual standard.
Try to do better in the future.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:47, closed)

oh man
that's a pretty low standard :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:48, closed)

I found a hotel in Corfu called the 'Semeli'.
Don't know if it was, but didn't take any chances.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 17:29, closed)