Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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ANCHOVIESi went to my local pizza express, for those who dont know what this chain is, its quite classy, not the run of the mill pizza establishment. i fancied some fish, she had a margerita or some crap. i ordered the anchovie pizza. well, i didnt know it would taste like a salt lick. it was rank. it was the most awful thing ever, 2 bottles of nastro azzuro wouldnt make the taste fuck off. i lied throught my arse and said i'd ordered something else. the manager got involved and said i'd have pay if i wanted a new pizza. fuck off.... i then explained that the customer, no matter how stupid, is ALWAYS right. cue free pizza and a drink for me and the girlfriend. tip- ALWAYS WHINGE, AND NEVER JUST FUCK OFF.and you'll be showered with freebies.
and avoid the chicken ceaser salad, tastes like lego. gave me that free aswell, suckers.......
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:39, Reply)
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