Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Never had this before or since..........but was in France (a small town called Perigeux or similar) and sat down in an Italian restaurant. Menus after 30 minutes, first drink after another 20. After two hours, the starters arrived and the evening continued in said fashion.
After 4 hours (and an admittedly very nice pizza and chianti) I asked for the bill. The response?
"F*ck off, you wait like everybody else, English."
Nice. The tip? Don't insult your customers else they might just sh*t on the bog seat on their way out.
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:51, Reply)
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