Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Chinese Chip Shops.I was late home from work, not 2 weeks ago, when I got back to Sunny Blackpool, I had the wonderful idea of "OOOO I fancy Chips and Meat and Potato Pie, with tha yummy chinese chippy gravy on it"
Picks up said food, takes home, then scoffed the lot. 2 Hours later, I felt like I was the victim of a gang beating, I had the sweats, I was shitting like a FUCKING CUNTHORSE and I was basically dying.
I was on the bog for 3 days and lost about a stone, and I of all people dont need to lose weight.
Hope they enjoy the Health and Safety visit,, as it turns out I had food poisoning due to some sort of animal urine in the food.
CUNTS
(, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 15:35, Reply)
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