Starburger!
I used to do medieval reenactment and there is a huge battle held every July in Teweksbury, war of the roses.

Anyway Tewks is a quiant little town I quite like it myself, It has a bugrer place in it called "StarBurger" upon entering and looking at the girl behind the till the banjo music from deliverence started up in my head.

I warily approached the curiously mishappen girl and asked for a chip in a cheery voice, she grunted back to me and leaned over to the microphone and spoke into it "Chip", I suppressed a giggle, she stood there for about ten seconds while I looked about as nothing was happening. It was an open plan kitchen and there was quite obviously no one in it, so after about 10 or 15 seconds she shambled off to prepare my "meal" me and my mate gave a long look at each other caught up in this sort of surreal moment.

She arrived back and handed me my food (which was surprisingly good and reasonbly priced) my mate ordered a pizza, again she grunted "pizza" into the microphone, waited awkwardly for about 10 seconds then shuffled off to prepared it, at this point i was chuckling away at the surreality of it all. I was wondering who the hell was she talking to.

Anyway about 10 minutes later the place filled up and more staff arrived, my mate decided to save 2 slices of pizza in the box to eat cold in the morning as his "breakfast" (ewww) and we both went to the toilet. On arriving back he found his pizza had been disposed of in a bin...

Not being one to waste a meal he went in after it, im not kidding, he was taking shit out of this bin and putting it on top, it was one of those box like bins they have in mc d's you know about a foot wide, so he was hunched down head nearly inside the thing attempting to find his pizza, and this guy gave him the funniest look I have ever seen and it lives with me to this day, he looked at him like "where did that hobbo escape from?"

Alas I couldn't contain my mirth any longer and began to piss myself laughing in the middle of this now crowded restaurant which just caused more people to look at me and then my mate, the restaurant was slowly going silent except for my insanely loud cackiling, as he, oblivious to it all was swearing his tits off looking for his lost pizza in this bin, by this point i was crying with laughter, like nearly on the ground i had to leave it was the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen to this day. I dont think he found it if my memory serves me correctly.

Sorry thats so long
(ShizerKaiser, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 19:55, Reply)