Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Helpful Chinese Bloke?Went to friends for a Bar-B-Q, not enough food so later we decide to get a Chinese takeaway in..
Friend comes back giggling, the ordering process for my chicken in black bean sauce had gone as follows:
Friend - "..and a chicken in black bean sauce, please."
Chef - "Sorry, we don't do chicken in black bean sauce."
Friend - "OK, so what's the nearest thing to that then?"
Chef - "Chicken in Yellow bean sauce."
Friend - "Fine, Chicken in Yellow bean sauce, please."
Chef - "Nope, we don't do that either."
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:06, Reply)
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