Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Odd Indian Hand MassageA few weeks ago me and the Mrs went to our local Indian to eat. All evening the waiters were shouting at each other which was quite funny in itself.
The very odd bit came when they brought out the obligitory hot towels. Instead of handing my wife hers, this lanky scary looking waiter told her to hold out her hand and then proceded to give her a hand massage through the hot towel. We both looked at him in complete confusion; what was the dirty old bugger doing? He only did it on the one hand mind.
I personally think that he was trying the pinch her wedding ring.
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:04, Reply)
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