Crap meals out
I'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
( , Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
I'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
( , Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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not quite a meal out but..
my mum is a scouser, which means she's thick and can't do many things right.
once when i was about 14 or so,my dad was away overnight for some reason. which was bad, as my mum couldnt cook. at all. she wouldnt trust me or my brother to either. so she tried egg fried rice and faggots. UGH. she boiled the rice and put some egg-whites in. she then hideously under cooked the faggots, carbonised on the outside, frosty meat in the middle. needless to say my brother and i took one look at each other, and decided on wagon wheels instaed. i tried a bit for a laugh, and the next morning i shat hell through my guts.
apologies for crap content and length. your all beautiful people. thanks
OH YEA- (not taking the piss by asking my own little qotw here but)IS IT TRUE PEOPLE GOB IN THE BURGERS??? i know some bird got facial herpese from the guildford branch of burger king. a bicuit game was going on in the back room, but with a burger...
( , Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:13, Reply)
my mum is a scouser, which means she's thick and can't do many things right.
once when i was about 14 or so,my dad was away overnight for some reason. which was bad, as my mum couldnt cook. at all. she wouldnt trust me or my brother to either. so she tried egg fried rice and faggots. UGH. she boiled the rice and put some egg-whites in. she then hideously under cooked the faggots, carbonised on the outside, frosty meat in the middle. needless to say my brother and i took one look at each other, and decided on wagon wheels instaed. i tried a bit for a laugh, and the next morning i shat hell through my guts.
apologies for crap content and length. your all beautiful people. thanks
OH YEA- (not taking the piss by asking my own little qotw here but)IS IT TRUE PEOPLE GOB IN THE BURGERS??? i know some bird got facial herpese from the guildford branch of burger king. a bicuit game was going on in the back room, but with a burger...
( , Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:13, Reply)
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