Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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thank GOD i remembered this one!!!i declare every word of this is true.
the time-2.30am
the place-"best kebab house" woking
when i was 19........
being rat arsed i was naturally unimpressed with the qualitly of my "lamb" (tasted like fannies) kebab. i complained. they said i was i was just pissed and looking for trouble. that riled me instantly. i said, "fine mate,my mistake mate, its fine" cue smarmy grin from turkish cunt.. i bin the kebeb, and walk to the shitty little bog with the wooden door. i then proceed to send high velocty liquid scat in the sink and on the taps. (i've always got the shits you see) then my mate ben who'd been in the shop opposite came in, i staggered over, hugged him, and whispered, "ben mate, don't say anything, dont draw any attention to yourself, just go to the bog, lock yourself in, and look in the sink. ben nodded and staggered, pissed, into the bog. the door locked, followed by this frantic door scratching panic of ben leaving the bog at mach one screaming at the top of his voice in between bouts of laughing, "KYLE YOU DIRTY FUCKING CUNT YOU'VE SHAT IN THE SINK HAVENT YOU!!!!" "YEA!! WINNER!!" was my reply.
to this day, 2 years on, turkish cunt still glares at me when i walk past.
(, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 14:40, Reply)
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