Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Planet Hollywood LondonI was in there for a mate's bird's mate's birthday at 17, I went there in case the girl in question had any drunk mates with a great rack.
I turned up pissed, and then kept drinking before ordering food. The food still hadn't arrived 90 minutes later, so well drunk by now and figuring the girls weren't biting I went over to the Piano and playes a plink plink tune with my bollocks. The waiter who seemed to have forgotten about me then remembered and threw me out, and gave me a bill for the food that after 2hrs still hadn't arrived. The good news is that everyone else left within minutes and I pulled one of the birds because of my penis piano playing.
Great Meal, but no food
She ate though! haha
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 12:27, Reply)
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