Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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This only happened last weekSat in a British restaurant in Spain my wife and I were enjoying the company of friends. My pals partner has only just learnt English and it probably wasn't the best idea for my mate to be teaching her (National Anthem 'who ate all the pies ....etc).
Having finished the large meal and eaten her fill she asked my friend how to explain how she felt. 'Blowted' he said.
'What eez zees?' she shouts out 'you want a blowjob?' she screemed much to our amusement and a good few diners embarressment.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 13:06, Reply)
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