Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Beware of the ShellfishThankfully I found out about this before I tried it.
Now the Lobster is a shellfish that scavenges on the bottom of the ocean. In South Africa they put the juveniles in the bottom of a 'long drop'. This is in fact a deep hole in the ground into which people pee and poo.
The Lobster gets nice and fat on all this waste, when ready it is pulled out, cooked and served to guests.
Delicious I'm sure but I'll have the Chicken
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 16:36, Reply)
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