Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Funniest crap meal out I ever had - I'm still enjoying it, in fact!I was out in town with the then boyf, who bought me a large hot slice of pizza and himself a lovely pie.
I suggested that we sit on a bench to enjoy these delicacies, and strolled over to one and sat down.
However, Boyf decided to unwrap his pie and start eating it right away. It immediately fell out of his hand and splattered on the ground, and was mobbed by appreciative pigeons.
Boyf's face was a picture - stricken with greed and horror, and a sudden hatred of pigeons.
I was doubled up with laughter and nearly choked on my pizza.
Boyf stamped away, purple with rage, while the pigeons and I finished eating.
Two years later, I only need to glance at a pigeon to wind him up. On the rare occasions that he doesn't take the bait, I murmer a remark about how well-fed the pigeons are around here.
My pizza was nice though.
(, Tue 2 May 2006, 17:39, Reply)
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