All he wanted was a child
Ok so it didnt happen to me but to a friend, it was such a good story I put it into poetry form


Little Red Riding Hood,
Went out to the wood,
To see her favourite Nan.
But firstly she ate some Kellog’s All Bran.
Then hurriedly she went,
Before Nasty Wolf could pick up her scent,
In this dark and lonely wood.
As Nasty Wolf would poke her if he could.
In the wolf’s belly went little red’s Nan,
Will the shit hit the fan?
Little Red Riding Hood went into the house,
Nasty Wolf stayed quite as a mouse,
Hoping to find the Nan she loved so much.
She found a gender confused wolf hiding his crutch,
“Why what a hairy face you have” she exclaimed,
“Fuck off you cheeky cunt” the wolf proclaimed.
Little Red had forgotten about the Kellog’s All Bran
She ate before seeing her favourite Nan.
Her bowels squeezed , flipped and spat,
And Little Red and Nasty Wolf got into accidental scat.
The Nasty Wolf ran off
But started too cough,
With a gasp and a wheeze,
Out popped Nan smelling of stilton cheese.
The wood chopper came and swung his axe.
Now Little Red and her Nan can relax.
Thank heavens the wolf is no more,
As Nan pimps Little Red out as a dirty whore
(Ka-Tingey www.myspace.com/paultingey weekly updated funnies, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:11, Reply)