Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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I won 8 million quidon the lottery a few years ago.
I was gutted actually because the month before the win i'd just robbed a security van netting 5 million quid, got caught and got sent down for 10 years.
To make it worse i'm now been butt fucked senseless by some nonce on E wing.
Length, average.
Arse girth is now like the top of a wellie though.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 12:59, Reply)
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