Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Went to Pontins with the nephew and neice a few years agoRight boring shithole full of scanky two-bit whores and the obnoxious, odious little shits they dub children.
Yeah, we entered a quiz, cheated, and won a bottle of cheap german piss in a wine-bottle, a crappy mug with the faint remains of the pontins' generic mascot printed on to it, and a balloon blowing kit that created, what can only be described as, lousy deflated plastic bubbles of shit.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 20:19,
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