Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Ceramic cross-eyed bloody catsHaving spent a small fortune buying a pressie for an unknown nurse in the Intensive Care Xmas Santa box; I was more than distgusted to unwrap a matching pair of 12" high ceramic cats with a cross-eyed view of the world.
The bastards knew I was a dog person too!
(and allergic to cats)
Whats worse - when I gave them to the Cats Protection Society; they couldn't sell them and tried to give them back.
They made a satisfying noise being decapited across the desk.
I buy my own pressie now!
Bloody syncronised menstuating bitches!
(, Sun 7 Aug 2005, 9:58, Reply)
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