Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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Prizes are designed to be crapThe first time i won anything, it was a fuzzy duck, literally, i'd been conned into buying a raffle ticket from an attractive young lady, and i faced the consequences of my foolish actions.
I think my fuzzy duck is still in the attic...
As for giving prizes, nobody can beat me for giving people useless prizes, being lucky enough to run a small competition, i managed to give away a small picture of a bicycle, a broken table leg, the key to the handcuffs (that i had cuffed someone up with many days before). I had to run home very fast that day
in conclusion, every prize you'll ever win will be poop, so don't bothere entering conpetitions, you'll only regret it
(, Wed 10 Aug 2005, 13:18, Reply)
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