Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Me dear old familyWell, my dad managed the fantastic feat of dropping me not just onto my head, oh no, but on my head onto broken glass when I was a nipper....I sat there and laughed a lot apparantly as blood poured from my forehead and my brother pissed himself with laughter as my dad nearly shat himself with panic. Said father no longer seems to recognise photos of me when young...he's not senile or anything. Just odd. So am I since the glass-head incident. He also completely misinterprets every accent he hears, which always leads to hilarity as he then mimics it totally wrong.
My mum once bought us baked beans in chocolate sauce, didn't want to waste it when we discovered it tasted like pestilence, so blended it up to make 'custard'. Not pleasant...similar stories with many other foods.
Come to think of it, my family isn't that mad. They just do mad things. Like forget my name all the time and lose false teeth in the fridge and dish washer.
Meh whaddaya want from me?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 1:29, Reply)
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