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curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."

Are any of your relatives this loopy?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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It's good to be back...
Crazy relatives? I had an uncle who killed himself over a girl, and an auntie who once appeared on 'Trisha' claiming she'd been abducted by aliemns in her sleep.

While I'm here I may as well jump on the 'I'm the proper mental one in my family' bandwagon by saying that I once went weewee in the bath, then washed my hair in the same water anyway.

It were reet good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, Reply)
I'm still Spartacus.
And still fucking bored
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, Reply)
This is my answer.
Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, Reply)

apologies for length
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, Reply)
this is madness.....
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

so so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, Reply)
OK, I'm folding
I'm off home.

I'll be back in the morning to claim last post.

Cheerio.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47, Reply)
I can't believe....
that this particular element of me trying to find my own sort of b3ta fame worked better than NSFF

(Not Suitable for Food)
(Jugular, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:46, Reply)
and another thing......
seeing as there is a chance of all this being deleted, if anyone out there (UK only) has any old mobile phones send me a message with model number and I'll make you an offer for them.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:45, Reply)
how rude!
Nothing is pointless here. I think you fail to realise the importance attached to this quest!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:44, Reply)
???
How about now?
(EvilBugger, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:43, Reply)
???
Has it finished yet?
(EvilBugger, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:43, Reply)
did I imagine it
or has the new topic appeared on a friday for the last few weeks anyway?

thus rendering all the previous posts ultimately pointless?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:42, Reply)
Go on then
I'll have a go
(DrBurkstrom, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:41, Reply)
I lead a sad life
I'm done working in about 1hour, at which time I shall be going home and sitting in front of my PC, ignoring the missus and cat, neglecting my bodys messages of hunger & thirst etc and be waiting........patiently........stealthly........calmly.........
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:39, Reply)
golly gosh!
A new contender!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:35, Reply)
Oh no Iiiiiii'mmmmm NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT
(grows up and fucks off)
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:35, Reply)
One Thursday afternoon
I was on b3ta when I came across a whole bunch of crazy people wanting to have the last post before the question changed.

Unfortunately (fortunately?), to the best of my knowledge, none of them are related to me, except in a very distant way, as has been pointed out.

So I suppose this doesn't really qualify as being on topic.

But it may be last!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34, Reply)
Oh yes you are!!!
*in the style of kids at a pantomine*
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34, Reply)
No I'm not!
(uses opera voice)
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:33, Reply)
hee hee
that was funny........but you're wrong (for now)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:32, Reply)
No! I'm Spartacus.
Erm, I mean last.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, Reply)
but
seeing as she's gone home and left us to our own devices, we should be the only candidates
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:27, Reply)
err....
...the last person to write something relevant?? Which would be rainhadotexugo, about 3 pages ago.
(no way hose is staring unemployment in the face on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:26, Reply)
we could
hold a vote?
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:26, Reply)

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