I lost my life savings last October when Icesave went tits up
Luckily, after a trouser filling 6 weeks of "will they or won't they pay up" Gordon Brown got it back for me. Gordon, if you are reading this, all is forgiven and I will make salty man-love to your saggy Scottish face if you so wish.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:51, 5 replies)

And then Mr PM...
...I'll kick you in the cock for spending £4,400 of my money I might earn in the future on baling out some profligate banks.

Thanks to you Gordon, I'm actually considering voting Tory.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:57, closed)

Normally I would agree
but he got my savings back. He had to mis-use terrorism laws to impound £3bn worth of Icelands assets, but he got it back.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:00, closed)

Kiss his hand...
...while squeezing his knackers.

Both bases covered.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:03, closed)

but
don't get it the wrong way around.
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53, closed)

You could
certainly get a good ride out of Gordon's face. With all the extra skin, you could easily fashion a makeshift vagina and pump away until you wish to spangle into his eye at the exact moment when he does that thing with his mouth between sentences.

You know the one.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56, closed)