
Did you score a bargain in Woolworths?
Meet someone nice in the queue to withdraw your 10p from Northern Rock?
Get made redundant from the job you hated enough to spend all day on b3ta?
How has the credit crunch affected you?
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Luckily, after a trouser filling 6 weeks of "will they or won't they pay up" Gordon Brown got it back for me. Gordon, if you are reading this, all is forgiven and I will make salty man-love to your saggy Scottish face if you so wish.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:51, 5 replies)

...I'll kick you in the cock for spending £4,400 of my money I might earn in the future on baling out some profligate banks.
Thanks to you Gordon, I'm actually considering voting Tory.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:57, closed)

but he got my savings back. He had to mis-use terrorism laws to impound £3bn worth of Icelands assets, but he got it back.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:00, closed)

...while squeezing his knackers.
Both bases covered.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:03, closed)

certainly get a good ride out of Gordon's face. With all the extra skin, you could easily fashion a makeshift vagina and pump away until you wish to spangle into his eye at the exact moment when he does that thing with his mouth between sentences.
You know the one.
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56, closed)
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