The Credit CrunchDid you score a bargain in Woolworths?
Meet someone nice in the queue to withdraw your 10p from Northern Rock?
Get made redundant from the job you hated enough to spend all day on b3ta?
How has the credit crunch affected you?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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By lawone of the little known clauses in the license fee T&C's, you are allowed, upon viewing a member of staff of the BBC as identified by their identity cards on the lanyards, to punch them violently in the genitals. You may do this only once to each staff member you encounter, per day. The 'counter' resets at midnight.
On leap years, you can stab them in the kidney.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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OohI went out with a girl from the BBC once. This clause would have got me a lot closer to her than I managed at the time.
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:21,
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